Looking for the best bird name puns to name your pet bird? You’ve come to the right place. Here’s the best list that’s perfect for you!
If you’re a bird watcher or a bird lover, you’ve come to the right place! You will definitely hear some fowl language here. Whether your new pet bird is a little bird, sad bird, big bird, early bird, young bird, or a rude bird, I know you’ll find the best name for your favorite feathered friend!
I have the best bird names, pair bird names, funny bird names, famous bird names, bird species names, backyard bird names, and bird puns and jokes.
So, without further ado, these funny bird name puns that are a real hoot! I’ve also written name pun posts for cows, chickens, eggs, and pigs! I hope you enjoy those too.

The Best Bird Names
- Calypso
- Cheeky
- Oyster
- Fiary
- Kissy
- Paddington
- Cyclops
- Chip
- Donut
- Ringo
- Rubix
- Scruffy
- Gromet
- Penguin
- Apollo
- Gullfriend
- Sir Chirps A Lot
- JoJo
- Rumple
- Wingman
- Pretzel
- Zero
- Bloopers
- Girl Nest Door
- Volemort
- Long John Silver
- Excalibur
- I’m Peck-able
- Elvis
- Chatterbox
- Arrrrchie
- Romeo
- Bubbles
- Comet
- Doodles
- Quacky Quick
- Flossie
- Rascal
- Jelly
- Boulder
- Lord of the Wings
- Goof
- Loudmouth
- Popcorn
- Dinky
- Sparrowchute
- Domino
- Serpent
- Fawkes
- Zippy
- Uncle Quacker
- Potato
- Wedding Singer
- Darth Vader
- Bellatrix
- Cookie
- Diva
Pair Bird Names
- Nutter and Butter
- Sweetie and Pie
- Lulu and Lemon
- Cheng and Eng
- Frick and Frack
- Lucy and Linus
- Salt and Pepper
Funny Bird Names
- Pepperoni
- Taco
- Chappy
- Woodstock
- Hummus
- Brussel Sprout
- Fawkes
- Maple
- Simba
- Snoop
- Honey
- Duchess
- Nibble
- Snowy
- Pickle
- Blunder
- Pidgey
- Cupid
- Sponge
- Boston
- Dino
- Stinker
- Croissant
- Beanie
- Shrimp
- Echo
- Shadow
- Baxter
- Boogie
- Pancakes
- Bullet
- Capone
- Bluebell
- Potts
- Marshmallow
- Chickpea
- Zeus
- Buttons
- Lavender
- Oreo
- Nessie
- Fog
- Dollar
- Peanut
- Unicorn
- Yankee
- Buster
- Wasabi
- Terminator
- Squawk
- Socks
- Buckaroo
- Ladybird
- Crystal
- Flappy
- Yoda
- Wanda
- Pumba
- Winnie
- Pegasus
- Queenie
- Tank
- Bongo
- Pearl
- Macaw
- Indigo
- Elmo
- Batman
- Nacho
- Sparky
- Scooter
- Twinkie
- Barmy
- Titan
- Pumpkin
- Whistle
- Burrito
- Waffle
- Boo
- Pretty
- Meatball
- Yoshi
- Treasure
- Mittens
- Mermaid
- Butter

Famous Bird Names
- Jack Sparrow
- Miss Mary Quack
- Charlie Chiplin
- Uncle Quacker
- Osprey Winfrey
- Birdie Gaga
- Godzilla
- Rachel Preen
- Ashely Tistail
- Monica Geller
- Tony Quark
- Molt McCoy
- Alexa
- QuacBeth
- AlexGander Graham Bell
- Goose Lee
- Godfeather
- Yoda
- Barney
- Jimmy Tallon
- Quillary Clinton
- Ace Hentura
- Elon Duck
- Donal Stump
- Sally O’Birdie
- Angry Bird
- Flight D. Eisenhower
- Finchton Churchill
- Chick Jagger
- Wolfgang Duck
- Bobo
- Aretha Frankhen
- Ducky Cheese
- Stephen Squaking
- Leonardo Diquackrio
- Jay Leno
- Duckleberry Finn
- Heather Flocklear
- Birdie Bear
- Edgar Allan Crow
- Rio Di Nero
- Pat Henetar
- Kim Kardashi-hen
- Courtney Dove
- Quack Efron
- Kelly Cluckston
- Wil Tweeton
- Tik-Tok
- Dixie Chick
- Robirda Flack
- Parrot Hilton
- Luke Skyquacker
- Puff Daddy
- Flight Schrute
- Quakie Chan
- Kanye Nest
- Steven Seagull
- Sandra Gullock
- Buzzard Aldrin
- Hen Stefani
- Rihenna
- Whitney Gooseston
- Duckbill Gates
- Chandler Wing
- Sheryl Crow
- Gaylord
- Captain Cook
- Meryl Cheep
- Flock Hudson
- Mark Duckerberg
- Hillary Puff
- Afro Quack
- Goose Springsteen
- Michael Parakeeton
- Ariana Puffington
- Parrot Hilton
- Winger
- Egg-citing
- Hawkward
- Gullfriend
- Not Emused
- Pecking Order
- Fowlen Angel
- Lord of the Wings
- Angry Bird
- Owlgebra
- The Godfeather
- Cheepskate
- Stephen Squawking
- Firequacker
- Hen Night
- Girl Nest-Door
- Eagle Eye
- Unpheasant
- Black Swan
- Im-peck-able
- Robin Hood
- Toucan Play At That Game
- Silly Goose
- Colloquail
- Sparrowchute
- Crow Bar
- Stark Raven Mad
- Buzzard Aldrin
- Chick Jagger
- Beak-a-boo
- Duckingham Palace
- III Eagle
- Jailbird
Bird Species Names
- Noisy Scrub
- Christmas Island
- White-Eyed River Martin
- Storm-Petrel
- White-Shouldered Ibis
- Waved Albatross
- Sulu Hornbill
- Madagascar Serpent-Eagle
- Kagu
- Dwarf Olive
- Australian Painted Snipe
- Owlet-Nightjar
- Cuban Kite
- Peruvian Diving-Petrel
- Sore Plover
- St. Helena Plover
- Kakapo
- Masked Finfoot
- Tooth-Billed Pigeon
- Black-Hooded Coucal
- Madagascar Fish-Eagle
- Bengal Florican
- California Condor
- Sulu Bleeding-Heart
- Sociable Lapwing
- Sumatran Ground-Cuckoo
- Purple-Winged Ground-Dove
- Maleo
- Plains Wanderer
- Hooded Grebe
- Spoon-Billed Sandpiper
- Secretary Bird
- Egyptian Vulture
- Eskimo Curlew
- Slender-Billed Curlew
- Bald Ibis

Backyard Bird Names
- Lulu
- Dumping
- Skittles
- Jelly
- Hulk
- Buddy
- Brownie
- Coco
- Doodble
- Caesar
- Pepper
- Gadget
- Cola
- Cheese
- Sunny
- Bruiser
- Caramel
- Panda
- Kiwi
- Angel
- Rio
- Trifle
- Banjo
- Yoyo
- Peaches
- Thor
- Bear
- Dash
- Crunch
- Frodo
- Azul
- Kitkat
- Tiki
- Boots
- Lemon
- Hobbe
- Jewel
- Captain
- Bucky
- Tweetie
- Phoenix
- Caviar
- Ace
- Rainbow
- Hercules
- Basil
Best Bird Puns
Here are some funny bird puns I hope you love!
- Better luck nest time!
- Quack the case.
- Crowing, crowing, gone.
- Bird puns fly right over my head.
- I have no egrets.
- Lord of the Wings.
- Tweetie pie.
- Going cheep.
- Toucan play at this game.
- I bird you the first time.
- Crow away.
- Going quackers.
- Season’s tweetings.
- Fly off the handle.
- Let’s flamingle.
- I hope you find our puns emu-sing.
- Better luck nest time.
- You pelican, not pelican’t.
- Watching nicks hatch is so eggs-sighting!
- Happy bird-day to you.
- That’s hawkward.
- Caw me on my cellphone.
- I’m feeling emu-tional.
- A chirp off the old block.
- Fly by night
- Talk birdy to me.
- If birds were to run the Church, the Cardinals would sure take the lead out there.
- The owls had a birthday party the other night and it all sounded like a hoot.
- Fly by the seat of your pants.
- Fly in the face of the evidence.
- That’s unpleasant and hawkward.
- I’m a little bit egg-centric.
- Own you need is love.
- Eggs-citing.
- A heavy burden.
- A proper tweetment is the only solution for a sick bird’s great recovery.
- You’re so tweet.
- Fowl play.
- Fly off the shelves.
- Telling bird puns is usually harmless, but when you start mocking birds, things can quickly get unpleasant and hawkward.
- I’m gonna cremu!
- Happy bird-day to you.
- Nice to tweet you.
- A fly on the wall
- We are not emu-sed.
- Stork raven mad.
- One fowl swoop.
- I think you’re dove-ly.
- Here’s a toucan of my appreciation.
- Poultry in motion.
- It’s owl or nothing.
- Puck to the Future.
- A Velcro helps keep the crows in a flock.
- Three shrikes and you’re out.
- Owl night long.
- Owl the King’s Men.
- Being a flight attendant would be the dream job for eagles and owl jays.
- I’m hooting for you.
- Owl never give up.
- My bird puns are so funny, people can’t stop raven about them.
- Under the feather.
- You’re owl-some.
- Rook and Morty.
- Every bird loves the chicken dance because it is poultry in motion.
- Pecks in the City.
- Owl by myself.
- Tweetheart.
- Velcrow helps keep the crows in a flock.
- I once saw a bird get so stork raven mad, he flew off the handle.
- Wise quacks.
- Like feather, like son.
- Apocalypse Now.
- The Buzzard of Oz.
- Jurassic Squawk.
- How I Pecked Your Mother.

Funny Bird Jokes
I love these bird jokes and I hope you do too!
- What do you call an owl who’s all mixed up? Low.
- What do you get it you kiss a bird? A peck on the cheek.
- Someone’s been robin local banks lately. Will you help us quack the case?
- Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because it wanted to get other slide.
- What’s black and white and black and white and black and white? A penguin falling down the stairs.
- Why was the bird always going to the bathroom? It had irritable owl syndrome.
- What did the ill chicken say? I’ve got people-pox!
- What type of birds spend lots of time on their knees? Birds of prey.
- Why did the fly into the library? Because he was looking for bookworms.
- Why don’t ducks like going to doctors? They’re a bunch of quacks.
- Excuse me, could you please sparrow me some change?
- What do you call a dry parrot? Polyunsaturated.
- What is a female bird’s favorite thing to read? Cawsmopolitan.
- Why did the rooster hang around the henhouse? To pick up chicks.
- What has webbed feet and fangs? Count Duckula.
- Which owl is known for being an escape artist? Hoo-dini.
- When should you buy an exotic bird? When it goes cheep.
- What type of maths do owls like? Owlgebra.
- Who is the one bird who doesn’t like tweeting? Mark Zuckerbird.
- Did you hear about the man who stopped eating chicken? He went cold turkey.
- Which bird makes you laugh? A comedi-hen.
- What kind of bird is the cleanest? Dove.
- Even during the hardest of times, the warrior bird says, “Owl not give up”.
- What’s it called when it’s raining ducks and geese? Fowl weather.
- Where do birds invest their money? In the stork market.
- What’s the difference between a fly and a bird? A bird can fly, but a fly can’t bird.
- Why did the bird get into trouble at school? Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
- What did the little bird say when he forgot to revise for his test? “I’ll just wing it.”
- Did you hear about the owl with no friends? He was owl by himself.
- What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff.
- What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip? Coo.
- What name do we give to an always sad bird? A Bluebird.
- What do you call an elephant with a beak? A peck-drem.
- How does a bird with a broken wing land safely? With its sparrow chute.
- What’s a parrot’s favorite game? Hide and speak.
- What do you call a party with only two crows? Attempted murder.
- What bird film won an Oscar? Lord of the Wings.
- Why didn’t the rooster watch movies with his family? He wasn’t into chick flicks.
- What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede? A walkie talkie!
- What do you say when a rude bird is irritating you? Go pluck yourself.
- Geese what? I am a millionaire now.
- What do you call a parrot that won’t eat? A Polly-no-meal.
- Why did the Pigeon cross the road? To prove that he is not a chicken.
- What do you call a young bird after he publishes his first book? A fledgling author.
- What do you call a sarcastic turkey? A smirky turkey.
- Did you hear about the man who stopped eating chicken? He went cold turkey.
- Which bird always gets a first place? A peng-win.
- Why do snowy owls get invited to parties? Because they’re a hoot.
- It was so cold, the eagle was forced to say “Birrrrrd”.
- What bird is an MMA fighter? Conure McGregor.
Bird Naming Tips
Here are a few tips to help you choose the perfect name for your feathered friend!
- Keep it short! No one wants to constantly yell out a super long name. Your bird will respond better to a short name too.
- Try to match the name to your bird’s personality! A perfect name will fit your bird.
- Say the name your thinking about out loud to see if you like hearing it.
FAQs
What are funny names for a bird?
These are my favorite funny bird names: Pepperoni , Taco, Chappy , Woodstock, Hummus, Brussel Sprout, Fawkes, Maple, Simba, Snoop, Honey, Duchess, Nibble, Snowy, Pickle
What are nicknames for birds?
Dollar, Peanut, Unicorn, Yankee, Buster, Wasabi, Terminator, Squawk, Buckaroo, Ladybird, Crystal, Flappy, and Yoda are nicknames for birds.
What is a good name for your pet bird?
Calypso, Cheeky, Oyster, Fiary, Kissy, Paddington, Cyclops, Chip, Donut, Ringo, Rubix, Scruffy, Gromet, Penguin, Apollo, and Gullfriend are all great names for your pet bird.
What is a cute name for a baby bird?
Lulu, Dumping, Skittles, Jelly, Hulk, Buddy, Brownie, Coco, Doodble, Caesar, Pepper, Gadget, Cola, Cheese, and Sunny are cute bird names for a baby bird.

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Final Thoughts On Bird Pun Names:
I hope you found a fun name for your bird! Let me know what name you chose in the comments.