Looking for the ultimate chocolate puns and jokes? I’ve got the funniest list for you. Get ready to truffle!
I LOVE chocolate. I mean who doesn’t?!
A few years ago, I met someone who said they didn’t like chocolate and I couldn’t believe it.
I eat chocolate every. single. day! If you like chocolate as much as I do, you’ll LOVE these sweet puns and jokes.
You won’t be able to Reese’st them!

Chocolate Puns
Here is a huge list of chocolate puns I know you’ll love!
- I love you a choco-lat!
- You make me melt.
- Wake me up before you cocoa!
- Sorry this is choco-late.
- I knew you were truffle when you walked in.
- Sorry, I’ve been bitter.
- Wishing you a birthday that’s choc full of fun!
- Gonna get chip faced.
- Your kiss, your (chocolate) kiss is on my list.
- Hot chocolate warms my insides.
- Oh fudge!
- Don’t fight with me over chocolate, I am not someone to be truffled with.
- This will come in candy someday.
- Don’t be choco-late.
- To the chocolate lovers, seven days without a bar makes one weak.
- Choc it up to experience.
- This is going to be choc full of fun.
- I’m in a lot of truffle.
- Life is like a box of chocolates-full of nuts.
- Come to the dark side.
- Chocolate? Here you bar.
- In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
- Chocolate coins are mint to be eaten.
- I love you dairy much.
- Nothing is more romantic than chocolate.
- Dip it in chocolate, it’s be fine.
- Hot croc-olate.
- I am cocoa-nuts about you.
- I knew you were truffle when you walk in.
- You are too sweet.
- I only eat chocolate for you, so there will be more of me to love.
Candy Bar Puns
These candy bar puns are so sweet they’ll make your teeth hurt!
- Whenever I try to eat healthy, a chocolate bar looks at me and snickers.
- Just twirl around and you won’t see it snickering.
- You’re my kinder girl.
- Be kinder to me.
- I can’t Reese’st you!
- This will definitely come in candy.
- I’ve got a few Twix up my sleeve.
- You are the Kit Kat’s meow.
- I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
- I like the way you Rolo.
- I heard you like rebels…not to brag but, once I had an After Eight at seven-thirty.
- Feeling so much Almond Joy.
- This is kinder sweet.
- It’s important to take a break (Kit-Kat bar).
- It started with a Hershey’s kiss.
- Nothing shall come betwixt my candy and I.
- I’m in a bit of a Crunch writing this chocolate pun.
- There are so many Reese-ons why chocolates and peanut butter are a great combo.
- You stole a Reese’s Piece of my heart.
- You are the brightest star in the Milky Way.
- There are so many Reese’ons why you’re the best.

Chocolate Jokes
Here are the BEST chocolate jokes!
- I heard some chocolate jokes for kids the other day, but it wasn’t that funny and only got Snickers out of me.
- What kind of candy is never on time? Choco-late.
- What is a chocolate covered car called? Ferrari Rocher.
- I’ve got two mars bars, three snickers, a Twix, and a kinder. Somehow, I’m just not cut out to be a bounty hunter.
- I just ate too much chocolate, nuts, and marshmallows. I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
- Those who invest in chocolate put their money behind bars.
- What do you call a cow with a stutter? Cacao.
- What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Cookie.
- Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
- The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
- I’m chocolate to my appointment!
- I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars…snickers.
- I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies. They smell just like burned toast.
- The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
- In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
- I was walking on the street the other day, and someone threw some milk chocolate bars at me. How dairy!
- There was a guy who once tried eating four chocolate bars all at once. He became Mr. Choke-a-lot.
- What do you call a lamb dipped in chocolate? A chocolate baa.
- What kind of chocolate do you find in the fluff catching drawer of the dryer? Lindt.
- Yesterday, I stole half of my friend’s Kit Kat. Today, they did the same to me. I guess it was Kit for Kat.
- I ordered two chocolate clocks from Amazon a few weeks ago and they haven’t arrived yet. They’re sure taking their very sweet time getting there.
- What is the spookiest type of chocolate? Kinder Boo-enos.
- What kind of chocolate bar can you eat in a library? A Wispa.
- The person who handled customer transactions in the Chocolate Bank quit his job. So the bank hired a Nutella.
- What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane chocolate!
- What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
- How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream.
- What type of bar is kid friendly? A chocolate bar.
- How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate? Turn off the lights.
- What is the suns favorite chocolate bar? A Milky Way.
- What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar.
- Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous? Because nobody wants to quit.
- What is a monkey’s favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
- Why did Oreo go to the dentist? Because he lost his filling!
- What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
- What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called? Oompa Lumpur.
- Why did the farmer buy a brown cow? He wanted chocolate milk.
- What is the best part of Valentine’s Day? The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
- What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat? Chocolate mousse.
- If Bob has 30 chocolate bars and eats 25, what does he have? Diabetes.
- What fruit loves chocolate? A cocoa nut.
- What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk? A mutation.
- How sweet is only for girls? Her-shey’s kisses.
- What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmuim-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe.
- What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome? A chocolate downie.
- I once heard about a chocolate box thief who never left a clue at his crime scenes. In the press interview, the police said the thief has always got some Twix up his sleeve.
- The judge in Candyland sentenced a criminal, but the criminal went to jail smiling because he loves chocolate bars!
Candy Bar Jokes
I hope you love these candy bar jokes!
- The Oreo decided to go to the dentist. It was because it lost it’s filling.
- The other day, an interviewer asked the astronauts about their favorite type of chocolate. They all said “the Mars bar”.
- The conspiracy theories convention was a lot like a box of chocolate. It was all full of nuts.
- The person who handled customer transactions in the Chocolate Bank quit his job. So the bank hired a Nutella.
- An ant suddenly fell into a tub full of chocolate. It’s now known as the decad-ant.
- Each slice of chocolate pie has about 3.14159265 grams of protein in it.
- The price of chocolate has recently skyrocketed. Last week, I bought a Milky Way, a mars, and a galaxy. the bill was unbelievably astronomical.
- Two chocolates were clinging to the side of a cliff and trying not to fall. One chocolate said to the other, “I’m not letting you slip through these Butter Fingers”.
- Two chocolates had a baby. The sweet baby made their heart Starburst.
- The chocolate parents were going through a Sour Patch. But they made it through.
- Everyone was looking at the chocolate at school. It was doing some awesome Flipz.
- The little chocolate Reese-ently told her parents much she appreciates them.
- All the chocolates were having a Jolly good time at the Christmas party.
- The hipster burned his mouth on his hot chocolate as he drank it all before it was cool.
- If the Flintstones dressed up as chocolates on Halloween they would be Cocoa pebbles.
- I accidentally washed some chocolates and they ended up in the dryer. But it’s okay. The Lindt trap will catch them.
- All the snakes like a particular kind of chocolate. It’s Hershey’s Hiss.
- I don’t ever buy any trail mix without chocolate or dried fruits. It’s just nuts.
- My sister works in a chocolate shop. She’s been working behind the bar.
- The chocolate robbers brought a sports car to rob the house. They wanted a Quick getaway.
- There was a chocolate Easter bunny that had been running too long in the sun. It became a runny bunny.
- I recently ate a full jar of chocolate spread. Now it you see my dietician, you better Nutella!
- My friend just told me she has a chocolate lab. Gotta tell you, I was pretty disappointed when I found out it’s a dog and not a place.
- The favorite ice cream flavor of any electrician is sock-a-lot.
- I quite like breaking the rules. The other day, I had an After Eight just after half-past seven.
- I was walking on the street the other day, and someone threw some milk chocolate bars at me. How dairy!
- I saw that a few people were arguing over a little piece of orange chocolate. That was Terry vying.
- The other day I had gone to see the world’s largest chocolate ice cream and I thought I’d definitely like to see any person top that.
- The type of candy bar that an employee craves before the weekend is a Pay Day.
- The baby chocolate birds were very happy when they finally found a tree to Nestle in.
- If you cross chocolate, a big strawberry, ice, cold milk, and a giant pineapple in your free time on the weekend, you’d get the world’s greatest Sundae.
- One day all the chocolate bars planned and executed a surprise birthday party for their friend. They just wanted to hear “Wow! Oh, Henry! This is wonderful.”
- There was a candy in school that made fun of everyone. It’s name was Tootsie Trolls.
- A Korean martial artist was selling some chocolate bars. I asked if I could take two. He told me, “No, you can take-won-do.”
- I ate some chocolate without telling my mom. So, she started scolding me when I said, “But, aren’t chocolate coins mint to be eaten?”
- One day a friend of mine told me that she didn’t like the taste of Dove. I just told her, “You’re supposed to eat Dove Chocolate, not soap.”
- The FDA recently mandated every chocolate has to at least contain 15% cacao instead of the regular 12%. I looks like they’ve raised the chocolate bar.
- During Christmas the chocolate tailor was worried if he could make enough clothes for his customers as he did not have enough lindt.
- They gave us some mint chocolates last night for dessert at the prison. I thought it’d be gross, but they were pretty good. As it turns out, in-prison-mint isn’t that bad.
- The favorite chocolate bar of every bus driver is a Double Decker.
- I made a half-gallon of tea last night mixing it with some chocolate. It wasn’t really chocolate, it just was a little chocolate-tea. One day a chocolate chip went on a trip and its ship broke down. It found an island to live on, now known as the Deserted island.
- A pirate the other day accidentally spilled some of his chocolate drink inside a container of orange juice and he started singing “Too-hoo in the bottle of an orange juice”.
- The favorite chocolate of any Australian is Koala-ty street.
- All the ghouls like one particular chocolate. It’s Hearse-sheys.
- The spookiest kind of all the chocolate is Kinder Boo-enos.
- You should always use a Lindt roller to get chocolate off of your shirt.
- Chocolate cakes are not really good friends because they have a habit of dessert-ing people.
- The favorite chocolate of any big movie star is GoDIVA.
- A company once started making cat-shaped chocolates. They named it Kit Cat.
- If you have a chocolate car, you’ll always have to start the car with Yorkies.
- All the single chocolate bars had one favorite social media platform. It’s Kinder.
- The chocolate that has its name in the Baseball Hall of Fame is Baby Ruth.
- We had a cow that had a stutter. Everyone called it Cacao.
- Whenever the chocolate teacher tries to catch the mischievous chocolate boy he Skittles away.
- There are so many Reese-ons why chocolates are the best thing in the world.

Write Your Own Puns
Want to write your own puns? It’s easy!
All you need to do is say a chocolate word like choc, milk, dairy, bar, candy, sweet, confection, or truffle over and over a few times. Listen and try to think of other words they sound like.
Now, you can write a pun like, “Choc it up to experience” or “Make a list, choc it twice”.
This is your time to write amazing chocolate love puns!
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Final Thoughts
I hope you like this post about hot chocolate puns, dark chocolate puns, and puns about chocolate as much as I do! Let me know what you think in the comments.