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55 Funny Cinco De Mayo Jokes For Kids!

Are you looking for funny Cinco de Mayo jokes? Here they are! These hilarious jokes will have no Juan wanting to leave your party.

Cinco de Mayo is nacho average holiday. For some, it’s the greatest Mexican holiday!

First, I just want to start out by saying that I love all people. Everyone is important no matter what!

Second, these funny jokes are meant to be make you smile. They’re not intended to hurt any Juan.

With that said, I hope you love my collection of hilarious Cinco de Mayo jokes! I hope you find some you can use on the fifth of May.

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The Best Cinco De Mayo Jokes

  1. What do penguins love eating on Cinco De Mayo? Brrrrrreakfast.
  2. Why did the dogs leave the Cinco de Mayo party? Because there was too much Cinco de meow there.
  3. What should you call your cat on Cinco de Mayo? Purrito.
  4. What food are you bringing for Cinco de Mayo? That is nacho business.
  5. What do you call the fifth sink at a public restroom? Cinco!
  6. He doesn’t celebrate Cinco de Mayo, but he does celebrate Seis de Mustard.
  7. What do you call a group of skunks in May? Stinko de Mayo.
  8. Cinco de Mayo has to be postponed. Hold de Mayo!
  9. What is slow food on Cinco de Mayo? Inch-iladas.
  10. What’s the best music to play on Cinco de Mayo? The Red Hot Chili Peppers.
  11. Yesterday was May the 4th be with you or Star Wars Day. Today is May the 5th or Cinco de Mayo. Tomorrow will be the 6th of May or Revenge of the Sixth.
  12. Where are the best drinks served on Cinco de Mayo? The Gulp of Mexico.
  13. Who’s a country musician celebrating Cinco de Mayo? Arriba McEntire.
  14. The Cinco de Mayo party is going to be so fun! A mariachi band will be there. It will be the best show. Taco ’bout a good time.
  15. I can’t think of a bad joke for Cinco de Mayo, because my jokes are 5/5.
  16. What does everyone sing on Cinco de Mayo? “Don we now our gay sombreros”!
  17. Why did someone throw a cat out of the window? Tequila.
  18. Cinco de Mayo is nacho boring holiday.
  19. What Disney princess loves Cinco de Mayo? Taco Belle.
  20. What’s your favorite Cinco de Mayo book? Tequila Mockingbird.
  21. What did the firefighter name his two sons? Hose A (Jose) and Hose B.
  22. What kind of cheese isn’t your cheese? Nacho cheese.
  23. Why shouldn’t you say jokes about Cinco de Mayo? Because that’s crossing the border.
  24. Why did the doctor need to save the Piñata? Because it lost lots of candies on Cinco de Mayo.
  25. This year is different for Cinco de Mayo. No one will be wanting to get a case of Corona.
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Mexican Jokes

  1. What cans are in Mexico? Mexicans!
  2. I’m going to have a little Mexican tonight, and then I’ll have some dinner.
  3. What do a lot of people do the night before major Mexican holiday? They Netflix and chili.
  4. Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team? Because every Mexican that can run and jump is already in the United States of America.
  5. For Americans, Happy Cinco de Mayo! For Mexican friends, Happy Friday!
  6. Why was the Mexican youth afraid on Cinco de Mayo? Because he had Hispanic attacks.
  7. Why don’t Mexicans cross the border to America by threes? Because there’s a “No Trespassing” sign.
  8. What do you call four Mexicans standing in quicksand? Quatro Cinco.
  9. How should you drink soda pop on Cinco de Mayo? In Mexi-cans!

Juan Jokes

  1. I don’t like Cinco de Mayo, said no Juan ever!
  2. Why was your son sad at his Cinco de Mayo party? No Juan was there.
  3. Knock knock. Who’s there? Juan. Juan who? Juan to celebrate with me for Cinco de Mayo?
  4. How do you get help on Cinco de Mayo? You call Nine Juan Juan.
  5. Happy Cinco de Mayo! Have a great day every Juan!
  6. Juan to eat tacos on Cinco de Mayo?
  7. This Cinco de Mayo joke is Juan in a million.
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Mayo Jokes

  1. What condiments don’t like Cinco de Mayo? Honey Mustards.
  2. What’s a Mexican drowning in mayonnaise? Sinko De Mayo.
  3. How does the USA celebrate Cinco de Mayo? People fill up their sink with mayonnaise.

Cinco de Mayo Sayings

  1. Wait, Cinco de Mayo is nacho favorite holiday?!
  2. Happy Cinco de Drinko to everyone!
  3. What ‘you taco-ing about?
  4. Have a Mexcellent Cinco de Mayo party!
  5. Have fun shell-ebrating Cinco de Mayo!
  6. Happy Drinko de Mayo to you!
  7. Let’s taco bout it!
  8. Don’t you think it’s hilarious that Cinco de Mayo is always on May 5th?
  9. Let’s hop out with our guac out!
  10. Let’s give them something to taco ’bout!
  11. I thought everyone celebrated Cinco de Mayo buy filling up their bathroom sinks with mayonnaise.

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Final Thoughts

I hope you loved these funniest cinco de mayo jokes. Have so much fun when you shell-ebrate Cinco de Mayo!